INT.SCIENCE FAIR

Local news beat REPORTER interviews middle school science fair winners.

REPORTER

So what do you want to do

when you grow up?

LITTLE BOY

I want to contribute to the

robotic extraction of the Fukushima

nuclear waste.

REPORTER

Well it will be boiling for awhile

yet so you certainly have time

for your studies.

How about you LITTLE GIRL?

LITTLE GIRL

I want to develop infinite

containment for the Fukushima

nuclear waste.

REPORTER

You’ve got some pretty big

ideas there, little girl.

And what would you like to

specialize in?

RUNT

Water.

REPORTER

Oh, that’s great. What

about water?

RUNT

(Looks at REPORTER as if it should be obvious.)

Water.

REPORTER

(Blinks in momentary confusion. Looks back to camera.)

Well there you have it, from

the scientists of tomorrow.

Back to you, Jim.